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Hey I'm Jade. I'm not your ordinary teen girl, really I'm a 60 year-old black woman inside a 15 year-old white girls body. I reblog a bunch of shit :)

outscore:

oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?

well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.

(Source: farenheits, via kebabtheunicorn)

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

(via monday-morning-blues)

kid:dad whats a 69
dad:well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

boomitsshey:

positivelycurious:

casdegraced:

  1. one bad test grade does not mean a failed class.
  2. one unhealthy meal does not make you unhealthy.
  3. one unkind remark does not make you a bad person.
  4. one cut, one binge, one purge, one fix does not mean being clean is hopeless.
  5. one mistake does not make you a failure.
  6. one million mistakes do not make you a failure.

Reblogging this because I need this. 

I really needed to hear this

(Source: mishacollons, via monday-morning-blues)

dicktho:

when the hairdresser shows you the back of your hairimage

(via monday-morning-blues)

helioscentrifuge:

h0tpat00tie:

Is this how lesbian sex works

TRANSFORM AND LEZ OUT

(Source: lolgifs.net, via phobias)

ghostwriters-r-us:

petrak:

asidewalksymphony:

ikantenggelem:

Mini Matchstick Gun - The Clothespin Pocket Pistol by The King of Random

SCREAMS HAPPILY

Oh my god. I remember making clothespeg guns as a kid but none functional enough to shoot fire.

I WANT IT. I WANT IT NOW.

(via eclecticpandas)

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