Hey I'm Jade. I'm not your ordinary teen girl, really I'm a 61 year-old black woman inside a 16 year-old white girls body. I reblog a bunch of shit :)

The “yes or no” game

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.

(Source: hxxt, via adore-delano-and-pizza)

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via maybe-we-are-outlaws)

No matter how many modern parts I do, people still refer to me as Mrs. Costume Drama.

(Source: witty-owl, via reginasrobiin)



no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

(Source: nosdrinker, via theaadventureye)




omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

(via frecklednosenipping)

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