oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?
well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
|kid:||dad whats a 69|
|dad:||well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]|
- one bad test grade does not mean a failed class.
- one unhealthy meal does not make you unhealthy.
- one unkind remark does not make you a bad person.
- one cut, one binge, one purge, one fix does not mean being clean is hopeless.
- one mistake does not make you a failure.
- one million mistakes do not make you a failure.
Reblogging this because I need this.
I really needed to hear this
Is this how lesbian sex works
TRANSFORM AND LEZ OUT
Oh my god. I remember making clothespeg guns as a kid but none functional enough to shoot fire.
I WANT IT. I WANT IT NOW.